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May 04

Anonymous asked: Seems a downright shame, seems an awful waste, what a nice plump frame whatshisname has had, has, nor it cant be traced. Business needs a lift. Debts to be erased, think of it as thrift, as a gift. If you get my drift. Seems an awful waste. I mean, with the price of meat what it is, when you get it. If you get it?

 …appropriate as always. Mrs. Lovett, how I did without you all these years I’ll never know. How delectable, also undetectable, how choice, how rare.

Anonymous asked: I am Adolfo Pirelli, the king of the barbers, the barber of kings, E buon giorno, good day. I blow you a kiss. And I the so famous Pirelli I wish to know who has the nerve to say my elixir is piss. Who says this?

I do. I’m Mr. Sweeney Todd from Fleet Street. I have opened a bottle of Pirelli’s Elixir and I say to you, it is nothing butan arrant fraud, concocted from piss and ink. Furthermore, Signor, I have serviced no kings, yet I wager that I can shave a cheek with ten times more dexterity than any street mountebank.

May 03

3chh0: bre4thtaking: onedirectioninfectionx0x0: sleep-for-days: vinnysgotswagg: ifyoufeelthatway: tkaaay: bigtimecrushonsomeone: 30rockasaurus: fuckyeaaaah-xx: iwannahavethelifethatyouhave: jforjoelle: last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again nothing to lose. :)) Let’s hope Why not? :) *crossing fingers* pretty much^^^^ i got nothing to lose. (: Last time i did this my wish came true. Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss OH GOD, IF MY WISH COMES TRUE…I THINK I MIGHT JUST….. pleaaaaase if this comes true oh my god i will cry I have faith in you tumblr.

3chh0:

bre4thtaking:

onedirectioninfectionx0x0:

sleep-for-days:

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

OH GOD, IF MY WISH COMES TRUE…I THINK I MIGHT JUST…..

pleaaaaase

if this comes true oh my god i will cry

I have faith in you tumblr.

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Anonymous asked: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?

Dafuq?

Anonymous asked: I love you. Stay strong.

Thank you. You too. <3

May 01

shut-up-merlin: acciosnuffles: shesastrangelittleboy: valiantchild: skarosoul: does anybody realise how much this GIF represents British people #on 21st december the brits will be the first to die #because they won’t run #they will simply say ‘No you first’ ‘no you’ ‘I insist’ #that or form an orderly queue to die and then when someone pushes in everyone behind just tuts at them What TV show is this? Is it like an updated version of Who’s line? It’s Mock The Week! It’s brilliant! :D

shut-up-merlin:

acciosnuffles:

shesastrangelittleboy:

valiantchild:

skarosoul:

does anybody realise how much this GIF represents British people

#on 21st december the brits will be the first to die #because they won’t run #they will simply say ‘No you first’ ‘no you’ ‘I insist’ #that or form an orderly queue to die

and then when someone pushes in everyone behind just tuts at them

What TV show is this? Is it like an updated version of Who’s line?

It’s Mock The Week! It’s brilliant! :D

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Apr 30

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